Why some kids get in trouble in school?

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!


TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Agree to not agree

In a relationship, we have to practice fair and controlled arguments. Arguments are a natural part of any relationship. It is important to keep these arguments in perspective and fair. Forget the name calling and the accusations, we may be able to apologize sincerely for the things we might say in an argument, but we cannot un-hear the things that we have heard. True or not, those words said in an argument have a way of hurting.


Another important tip to note is to keep the argument on topic. We will definitely not resolve anything if we get off track. And try to remember that not all arguments have a winner and a loser. Sometimes it's better to agree to not agree, and just leave it alone. To continue to argue for arguments sake is pointless, and we should refrain from doing so.

My Name is Shrek

"I am the man of your dreams, the charming prince with his white horse coming to rescue you. Yes, it's me. My name is Shrek.. "



(For Lady, a very best friend of mine who loves Shrek so much.. :D)

Quote of the day :

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference.

Planning

"What about rules for foreigners to do a business there? Can I start one? Need to make plans already, so we can work out when we meet in two months. No time to waste"


.... (need to check to the Indonesian Embassy for the rules)
:-)